Coke and Quaaludes- a parody

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I’m Cosby, dude.
Dude, I’m Cosby!

That Cosby-dude
That Cosby-dude
I do not like that Cosby-dude!

Do you like Coke and Quaaludes?

I do not like it, Cosby-dude.
I do not like Coke and Quaaludes.

Would you like it
Here or there?

I would not like it
Here or there.
I would not like it anywhere.
I do not like Coke and Quaaludes.
I do not like it, Cosby-dude.

Would you like it
In the club?
Would you like it
With a sub?

I would not like it
In the club.
I would not like it
With a sub.
I would not like it
Here or there.
I would not like it
Anywhere.

Would you drink it
In a plane?
Would you drink it
In the rain?

Not in a plane.
Not on a rain.
Not in the club.
Not with a sub.
I would not drink it here or there.
I would not drink it anywhere.
I do not like Coke and Quaaludes.
I do not like it, Cosby-dude.

Would you, could you,
In my bed?
Drink it, drink it!
That’s what I said.

I would not, could not,
In your bed.

You may like it,
You’ll find out.
You may like it
In my house.

I would not, could not, in your house.
Not in your bed, now let me out!
I do not like it in a plane.
I do not like it in the rain.
I do not like it in the club.
I do not like it in with a sub.
I do not like it here or there.
I do not like it anywhere.
I do not like Coke and Quaaludes.
I do not like it, Cosby-dude.

A cab! A cab!
Could you, would you
In a cab?

Not in a cab! Not in your house!
Not in your bed, now let me out!
I would not, could not, in a plane.
I would not, could not, with a rain.
I will not drink it in the club.
I will not drink it with a sub.

Say! In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not
In the dark.

Would you, could you, in a shed?

I would not, could not, in a shed.
Not in the dark, not in your bed.
Not in a cab, not in your house.
I will not drink it; where’s your spouse?!
Not in a club, not in a plane.
Not with a sub, not in the rain.
I will not drink it here or there.
I will not drink it anywhere.

You do not like
Coke and Quaaludes?
I do not like them, Cosby-dude

Could you, would you, on a log?

I would not, could not
On a log.

Would you, could you, with a frog?

I would not, could not, on a log.
I will not, will not, with a frog.
I will not drink it in a shed.
I will not drink it in your bed.
Not in the dark! Not in your house!
Not in a cab, now let me out!
I do not like it in a plane.
I do not like it in the rain.
I will not drink it in a club.
I do not like it with a sub.
I do not like Coke and Quaaludes!
I do not like it, Cosby-dude.

You do not like it,
So you say.
Try it! Try it!
And you may.
Try it and you may, I say.

Cosby!
If you will let me be
I will try them
And you’ll see

Say!
I like Coke and Quaaludes!
I do! I like them, Crosby-dude!
And I would drink it in a club.
I would drink it with a suuu-

What happened? Where am I?
What’s that bruise on my thigh?
Why’s my throat all sore and raspy?
How did I get in this taxi?
What happened to my underwear?
And what’s all sticky in my hair?

You really got me, Cosby-dude!
And to think, I trusted you!